Guess Who’s Coming? Nobody! Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Remember that one/
Black History Month dinner/
when no one showed up?

I’ll Share My Popcorn 2CU: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

Bring your daughter down/
to my town. We’ll go to a/
movie, share popcorn.

My Nothing Teenage Life: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Watching a coming/
-of-age movie I’m thankful/
for my nothing life.

OR

As I watch a film/
on coming-of-age I’m glad/
my teen life was dull.

Up Lost: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

At last I got UPPED
with Carl to paradise, but/
without Ellie. Squirrel!
Or
At last I got UPPED
with Carl to adventure, but/
without Ellie. Squirrel!

Watching Cars On The Flight Home: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

I watched “Cars” alone./
Now I just want to go on /
A long drive with you.

Don’t Do With The Flu: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

Things not to do when/
you might have the flu: 1) see/
the film “Contagion”.

RSVP to a Friend’s Movie Night: Romantic IMprov Poem

Thanks for the invite
to watch movies tonight.
I’ll see you about 9ish.
It will be nice to languish
touching your
arms,
feeling your
charms,
watching films
(non-porn),
and eating your
popcorn.

Inviting 2C a Movie: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Please make yourself free/
to see a pre-release film/
with me Tuesday eve!

Microwave Date Idea: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

Microwaved pizza/
on your deck, with your wine whine./
I’ll bring the movie.

Do I Trust Myself? A Revolutionary IMbic IMprov Poem

“Do you trust myself?”
She asked.
I laughed.
“In what regard?”

As in, you invite me
over to watch cinema:
comedy, chick flick, drama,
popcorned action, mystery?

That there would be
no butter smeared on that
velvet, gentle skin, as we sat,
and watched the movie.

The only thing low
I would dip into
and slip into
would be a bowl

of buttered
popcorn,
not porn,
or anything like it.

Kernels I would just eat
while I watch,
and butter touch
and brush off my seat.

Do I trust myself?
Whether watching a romantic chick flick,
or Elf,
I keep my emotions,
and buttered hands,
on the shelf.

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