Another Saturday Night And: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

I should thank her that/
she stood me up. That let me/
spend time with my mom.

RSVP to a Friend’s Movie Night: Romantic IMprov Poem

Thanks for the invite
to watch movies tonight.
I’ll see you about 9ish.
It will be nice to languish
touching your
arms,
feeling your
charms,
watching films
(non-porn),
and eating your
popcorn.