Scarves Up In Utah, Sounders! Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Once I put on my/
scarf, the Sounders started to/
win, so you’re welcome!

I Hate Portscum: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

In Wisconsin’s wilds,/
I shall build a large bonfire./
Sounders ’til I die!

A Soccer Seat Sonnet For RSL and Section XXVI: Revolutionary IMprov Sonnet

When Dave’s seat choice is done/
it’s understood:/
There’s always fun!/
And fun is good!/

In the right section/
we can yell and scream!/
Insult goalie’s imperfection!/
and holler: “Go Team!”/

Your ticketed section/
shouldn’t impact your seat picks:/
Make a defection/
to Section Twenty-Six!/

That’s what I did!/
‘Cuz that’s where the fun is!

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