Posts Tagged ‘missionary’

They Should Up Their Game: Revolutionary Blogging Haiku Lament

September 12, 2016

Missionaries Boarding UTAAs the Lord’s servants/
boarded the train, none smiled or/
said hi. So I did.
Smiling LDS Missionaries on UTA Frontrunner Train -- none said hello to me
#WhatIfImNot #DoILookThatPure #EldersUpYourGame #ItsNotThatEarly #MormonMissionary #IHopeItsNotEvilSpeaking

Arguing With God (Part 2): Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

October 6, 2012

“Oh, no! That’s too young!”/
she said. “So, you will argue/
with God’s own Prophet?”

Conversation with Mom’s friend after President Monson of the LDS Church said male missionaries could go on missions at 18 years old, and women at 19 years old.

To My Niece Soon To Be Missionary: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

May 24, 2012

You will be awesome /
in the future because you’re/
incredible now.