Posts Tagged ‘millathenightbaker’

My Daughter’s Thrown A Curve: Revolutionary IMprov Limerick

April 23, 2014

If __________ (my daughter) splattered on the ground,/
no New Yorkers would gather around./
They’ve seen many splatters before/
during their 9-11 horror./
They’d rather read something profound.

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She Asked: “Does Dying Hurt?” Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

February 8, 2014

Of course dying hurts./
The hearts of those who love you/
*are ripping apart.
OR
*are in agony.

You’re Rounding Third: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

February 8, 2014

So many times I/
stood in the coach’s box and/
waved you home. Now, stop!

Temple Liar: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

February 8, 2014

She promised me that/
we would attend the Temple/
again. Did she lie?

Purple Whine Stomp: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

February 2, 2014

Stompning Frank -- Purple Stomping Out Eating DisorderI wear purple and/
dream of the day I can stomp/
Frank’s* face and crush him.

*Ed
(“Frank” is the name of my daughter’s eating disorder. Others might call him “Ed” — as in: “Eating Disorder” )

Dad Wears Purple, Day 2 – GO SEAHAWKS! Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

February 2, 2014

Wearing Seahawks PURPLE for My Girl! Go Hawks!I wear purple for/
my girl and every other/
daughter I see sad.