Womb Exiting At Middle Age: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

The middle-aged search/
towards light is just as hard/
as womb exiting.
OR
The middle-aged search/
towards the light is much harder/
than leaving the womb.

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Discussion Pontification: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Does middle age cause/
discussion to morph into/
pontification?

Exercize, Day One, 45 Minutes: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Ten lengths swum, three run/
in between. Sad. I’ll improve./
I’m my own drag suit.

The Pot Calling The Kettle Fat: Revolutionary Improv Limerick

There once was a woman named Zhen*/
Who’d exclaim, (each time she’d walk in):/
“LOOK AT THAT!
You guys are all FAT!”
Which would set us to crying again.
*(pronounced “Zen”)

OR
There once was a woman named Zhen/
(though herself not overly thin),
who’d exclaim: “LOOK AT THAT!
You guys are all FAT!”
Which would set us to whining* again.

*eating