Getting A Sweet Message: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

She sent me a sweet/
message about topless rides/
because she’s done it.

When Clouds Cover the Moon: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

The full moon was out./
There were things I had to say/
to her. Then clouds came.

Heeding God’s Message: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When everyone gets/
the same message from God, it’s/
hard to ignore Him.

Her Message Wasn’t Gross: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

It was, he thought to/

himself, a fantastic and/

wonderful message.

She Called Me “Keeper” : Romantic Contexting Rhyming Haiku Lament

“Good morning, keeper!”/
was all the message I hear./
I burst into tears.

Missing Father’s Day Message: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

Every Father’s Day/
there’s one message missing. This/
year, it’s not his child’s.

Taking Chat Risks: Romantic IMprov Haiku

Your chat message says/
I may be interrupting./
I’m glad to take risks.

Finally Hearing “No”: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

If one hears ‘No’ said /
often enough, sometimes the /
message pierces through.

Discovering I Can Be Creepy: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Thanks for God’s message/
’bout being creepy. Trust me,/
I didn’t realize.

Creating Haiku About Feet And Frogs: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

Going thru/
messages sent to U,/
even when I don’t mean 2,/
they oft haiku!

“You are still gorgeous./
Do you want a foot massage/
to the tune of frogs?”