Posts Tagged ‘men’

Praising A Woman’s Beauty Conundrum: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

January 12, 2014

What does beauty mean/
to a woman? How can men/
know which trait(s) to praise?

Becoming A Real Wisconsin Man: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

November 1, 2013

Real Wisconsin Man wearing a stocking hat perched up on his headReal Wisconsin Men/
wear their stocking* hats perched up/
on their heads. I’m one.
OR
*woolen

When Men Design Kitchen Items: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

April 28, 2011

Who would design a/
cooking pan set with metal/
handles? Prob’ly men.

Putting Down The Toilet Seat: Revolutionary Blogging Haiku

April 9, 2011

Feng Shui rules to keep/
good vibes in the house help men/
put down toilet seats.

Causing Bliss For Yourself: Revolutionary Blogging Haiku

March 25, 2011

Thou who causeth men/
to gaze in happy, awed bliss:/
Have a great morning!

We Talk About Melting Women: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

February 24, 2011

Men go to dances/
where you aren’t and discuss if/
they can melt your ice.