Mean Meanings: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

It’s interesting/
how people read mean meanings/
when no mean is meant.

He IS Mean: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

Aren’t you glad you’re out? /
Stop giving him free rent in/
your head, soul, and heart.

The Meaning Of You Shook Me All Night Long: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Going to our first/
meeting, what does “You shook me/
all night long!” TWICE mean?

Own It Yourself: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Consider that it’s/
not my fault when, at some point,/
you choose* to be mean.

OR
*chose

Actually Not Really: Revolutionary IMprov IMbic Poetry

Actually,/
you’re not really/
sorry./

If you were,/
you’d be sure,/
not demure./

You’d change/
or re-arrange/
no matter how strange./

But it’s okay/
to be that way/
and truthfully say:/

“Go away!/
I can’t play!
Not today!”

With no apology,/
just go on and be./
Express freely./

Those who are mean?/
Delete from your screen./
Make them unseen.

Those who are kind,/
that you leave behind?/
They won’t mind.

You won’t have to worry.
You’ll stop the story/
of being sorry.

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I’m Neither Mean Nor Always Right: Revolutionary Blogging Haiku

I’m neither mean nor/
needing to be always right,/
yet some folks think so.

Mean Words Meaning: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

I read your mean words/
and can hardly comprehend/
their stunning meaning.

Open Letter To A Rude Counsellor: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

How DOES one find or/
develop self esteem when/
insults are flying?

Numbers Mean Nothing: Romantic ConTEXTing Poetry Lament

Numbers:/
__ since she called./
__ since she texted./
__ since we im’d./
__ since she emailed./
__ since she saw me./

What do/
numbers add up to/
and mean?/
Nothing.

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Numbers:/
39 since she called./
35 since she texted./
14 since we im’d./
98 since she emailed./
Minus 1 since I wasn’t on email./
38 since she saw me./

What do/
numbers add up to/
and mean?/
Nothing.