Thankful Thanksgiving Eating: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Be thankful you can/
look at a Thanksgiving meal/
and eat thankfully.

The Ginger Garnish Deception: Romantic IMprov Haiku

We too often think/
that a tasteful side garnish/
makes the entire meal.

Homeless Man Texting: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

There is something wrong/
with a homeless man texting/
to find his next meal.

Maybe It’s Time: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Sitting at the scene/
of one of the greatest meals/
ever, maybe it’s time.

A Redhead Asks: Can You Cook? A Romantic IMprov Sonnet

My ability to cook depends on which room I’m in.
Four burners? Or a king, queen, or twin?
A twin is like stir fry: quick, steamy and hot;
King or queen like slow basted barbeque, simmering, not

rapidly slammed down,
nor overly steamy;
but tender, warm, comfortable,
tasty and dreamy.

So, in the end,
you have to decide
what type of meal
down your palate will glide!

What enjoyment you’ll feel;
which temperment you’ll reveal.