Facebook “Like” Means Little: Revolutionary IMprov Rhyming Haiku

Wouldn’t it be great/
if everyone who “liked” your/
post wanted to date?

Like It Like Her: Romantic IMprov Haiku

She likes it. I like/
her. When will our likes at last/
like one another?

My Facebook Addiction [Don’t Like] : Revolutionary Email Haiku

Facebook can be a/
virtual reality/
addiction. Must … stop ….
OR
I “don’t like” Facebook’s/
virtual reality/
addiction. Must … stop ….

As Your Dog Passes: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

I dislike what you’re/
going through, but I really/
like what you’re doing.

An Unusual Man: Romantic IMprov Haiku

“He is,” she mused to/
herself, “a most unusual/
man. I could like that.”

Changing Me So What: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

I need to change me./
People I know may not like/
it. I must adjust.

Early Morning Not Busy: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

I do not care if/
you think I’m busy. I’d still/
like to hear from you.

Liking Obnoxiously: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

I wonder what it’s like/
to be liked to the point/
of obnoxiousness.

I Like Carmel: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Even if your mom/
doesn’t like me any more,/
I’d still like carmel.

Thanksgiving Comes L8r: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Poetry

I hate U/
cuz U say mean things 2 me./

I appreciate U/
cuz U c me/
clearly./

I like U/
cuz U tell me/
plainly,/
(tho not patiently,)/
what U c,/
cuz U believe/
in me.