Move Along: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Since there’s not enough/
interest in me to date, there’s/
not enough for friends.

That Friend God Sent: Romantic IMprov Rhyming Haiku

He’d made her some burnt/
gluten-free rhubarb desert,/
but now writes her poems.
OR
He’d made her some burnt/
rice-flour rhubarb desert, but/
now just writes her poems.

“Let’s Be Friends” Requires Two: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

Your relationship,/
new, dissolved a friendship I/
thought true. I didn’t.

Being Just Friends: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

I hadn’t gotten /
the friend speech yet. I guess I/
overlooked that part.

Fairness Of Let’s Just Be Friends: Romantic ConTEXTing Iambic Haiku

Let’s just be friends just/
benefits you. It’s not fair/
unless I say, too.