Less Than Zero: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

She told me I was/
Not less hot. Then I learned: You/
can’t be less than naught.

Speak The Truth: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I’ve discovered that/
“I’ll call you tomorrow” is/
Mormon-speak: “No, Thanks!”
OR
I’ve learned that “I’ll call/
you later!” is Mormon-speak/
for “Thanks, but no thanks!”

Where Is Carpe Diem Man? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I was sad until/
I learned that Carpe Diem/
man exists in life.

Putting Up Walls Training: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

She was so good at/
putting up walls, it wasn’t /
long before he learned.

Too Late Is Sometimes Too Late: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

Too late he learned she/
meant it when she said sometimes/
too late is too late.

Groovy Guys Feelings: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

I’ve learned I’m groovy./
But even groovy guys can/
get their feelings hurt.