Giving Praise With Hands Raised: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

I greet the sun with/
raised hands. I wish I could greet/
the Spirit the same.

Firey Redheads ala’ LDS: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Is what they say of/
redheads true about Latter-/
day carrot tops, too?

Utah All-You-Can-Eat Food Addiction: Revolutionary Improv Haiku

I went to an all-you-can-eat buffet in Utah today. It made me so sad to see (mostly women), 2 or 3 times as big as they should be, carrying 2, 3, 4 or 5 FULL plates of food back to their tables, stuffing themselves. It almost made me cry. And I’m not a skinny guy … but I was probably the 2nd smallest guy in the place! It’s amazing that a culture that places so much emphasis on avoiding “sins of the flesh” (drugs, booze, coffee, sex outside of marriage, smoking) can turn a blind eye to gluttony.

What should you do if:/
You can’t drink, smoke, do drugs, sex?/
Eat yourself to death.

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Food Storage Shelved: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Now that food storage/
is settled, preparations/
done, I’m not needed.

LSD? LDS? – Revolutionary ConTEXTing Poetry

LSD? LDS?/
We’ve all stuff in our past, I guess,/
2 make us think we can’t get along./
What if we r wrong?/
What if r compassion and charity/
lets us c/
we/
clearly?