World-Class Recyler: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haikus

World-Class Recyler

Her kitchen isn’t/
cluttered. She’s just a world-class/
plastic recycler.

AND

… And Wear Your Cheesehead!

Do you want to clean/
your hoarder friend’s kitchen? Wait/
for da Badgers game.

Back In The Kitchen: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

As I return to/
the kitchen, I wonder why /
it’s hot. There’s no joy.
Or
it’s hot and food’s bad.

Feeding Our Brains: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

If you won’t feed me,/
allow me in your kitchen./
Let me help you cook.

Kitchen Cheesed Off: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Rant

In being told to /
clean up the cheesed kitchen, I/
am, myself, cheesed off.

When Men Design Kitchen Items: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

Who would design a/
cooking pan set with metal/
handles? Prob’ly men.

Tales Told of Kitchen Dance: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

I wished once, only,/
to dance in your kitchen. Now,/
I long to tell tales.

Kitchen Dancing Memories: a Romantic ConTEXTing poem

I felt bad it was so late/
and I upset you about your mate./
But the kitchen was great!/
And sleeping? First rate!