Posts Tagged ‘kissing’

Why Would Someone Ask About My Kissing? Revolutionary IMprov Limerick

May 26, 2016

I kiss. Kissing is swell.
(I’ve been told I kiss well!*)
But part of my allure
is that a woman can be sure
that I will never ever tell.

*Kissing analysis and statistics gathered from independent study participants who volunteered their comments and information. Analysis, insights, summaries and anecdotal comments included:
“_______!!! Oh ______!!!!!!”
“______! And then, __________!!!”
and:
“________? Dave _________, and I _______!!!”
Past performance should be indicative of future results.

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Who Needs Practice? Revolutionary IMprov Rhyming Haiku

April 23, 2016

I tend to stay far /
away from girls who say they/
need kissing practice.

Writing Is Like Kissing: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

October 3, 2013

Writing poetry/
is like kissing. You need some/
feeling so it works.

Why Wait To See Me? Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

January 13, 2013

Waiting is fine, so/
you can enjoy time kissing/
those you’re soon missing.