March Madness Love Choice: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

You can choose sports or/
love, but if you choose love you/
always choose rightly.

Why Would Someone Ask About My Kissing? Revolutionary IMprov Limerick

I kiss. Kissing is swell.
(I’ve been told I kiss well!*)
But part of my allure
is that a woman can be sure
that I will never ever tell.

*Kissing analysis and statistics gathered from independent study participants who volunteered their comments and information. Analysis, insights, summaries and anecdotal comments included:
“_______!!! Oh ______!!!!!!”
“______! And then, __________!!!”
and:
“________? Dave _________, and I _______!!!”
Past performance should be indicative of future results.

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Maintaining Innocence: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

Lips which kiss in love/
tender, not passionate lust,/
are yet innocent.

30 Seconds Tree To Mouth: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

“An apple without/
cheese is like a kiss without/
a squeeze.” Cheesehead truth.

High Train Window Kiss Smear: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Her kiss smeared the train’s/
high window, but I couldnt/
return the favor.

Thanks For Noticing: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

It’s not smudged lipstick/
from a kiss. It’s angst-induced/
acne caused by her.

Cheap And Easy Kisses: Revolutionary IMprov Rhyming Haiku

Kisses cheaply got,/
like kisses eas’ly given,/
lift none to Heaven.

Hovering Lips: Romantic IMprov Haiku

He hovered, like a/
new-hatched butterfly, over/
her lips’ moist sweetness.

A Body Of Work: Romantic ImproVerse Sonnet

If I could lay
you down
and say,
as I kissed you ’round,

One word,
then one kiss,
would that be absurd?
or bliss?

I’d create a body
of poetry
On your body
Beneath me.

Will you at last my words believe
As my voice stops and my lips leave?

Awakening Passions: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

I awakened her/
feelings of passion and we/
didn’t even kiss.