Not Telling Kissing: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Don’t you hate it when/
people kiss and tell about/
you, but you didn’t?

What Does That Make Him? French? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

He claims that I am/
flamboyant but I won’t kiss/
women I don’t date.

Why Would Someone Ask About My Kissing? Revolutionary IMprov Limerick

I kiss. Kissing is swell.
(I’ve been told I kiss well!*)
But part of my allure
is that a woman can be sure
that I will never ever tell.

*Kissing analysis and statistics gathered from independent study participants who volunteered their comments and information. Analysis, insights, summaries and anecdotal comments included:
“_______!!! Oh ______!!!!!!”
“______! And then, __________!!!”
and:
“________? Dave _________, and I _______!!!”
Past performance should be indicative of future results.