Hard To Judge: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I wonder how she’d/
respond if the slipper were/
on the other foot.

How’s That Beam In Your Eye? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Living in Utah/
means everyone asks: “Where is/
your white shirt and tie?”

Ready Or Not: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Once I get my life/
in order so you’ll want me,/
will yours be ready?

Why Judge? Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

I try to be a/
good guy. But if I make one/
mistake, I turn bad.

Or
mistake, am I bad?

Pity But Not Our Time: Revolutionary Email Haiku

Those who can’t forgive/
others are worthy of our/
pity but not time.

Don’t Change: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I think I want a/
girl who won’t change my clothes, my/
jokes, my joy-core me.

I Won’t Care On Judgement Day: Revolutionary Improv Free Verse

There are many who have done
far worse things
than I have,
who have lived lives
unbecoming of what they should be,
who falsify what
they say they represent,
who are punished less than me.

They don’t care.

When I stand before the great bar,
with my mistakes,
and my sins,
and my lies,
and all the things that I’ve done wrong,
those wrongs which I have tried
so hard
to admit,
acknowledge
accept
and repent of,
will He who is
the great Judge of all look upon me
more kindly
and with more mercy
than He looks at them?

I don’t care.

Agreeing With My Daughter About Being “Too … ” ANYTHING: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

You are too out there./
You are too intense. You are /
too … whatever. WRONG!

Judge Me Not Thee: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

When I must repent/
for things I did, and others/
don’t, I should not care.

OR
don’t, how should I feel?

Christianity Irony: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

It’s ironic how,/

in the Great Basin, Christ’s church/

is full of judging.