I Thought I Was Being Private: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

It’s not ’til later,/
after you urinate by/
the lake, bug bites itch.

Or
When you have to pee/
late by the lake, mosquito/
bites show much later.

Why Do I Itch? Revolutionary IMproVerse Haiku

I laid on the grass/
at moonrise and sunset. Do/
I now have chiggers?

Scratch That Itch: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Do you ever have/
an itch to scratch, and you don’t/
know how to reach it*?

*her OR him

Itching for G(love)’s Warmth: Romantic ConTEXTing Limerick

Is the fast driver/
and blowing air hair rider/
really such a b*tch,/
or just have an itch/
to get gloves’ warmth inside her?

(Alternative version):
Is the fast driver/
and blowing air hair rider/
really a b*tch,/
or just have an itch/
to feel warmth inside her?