Italian Food Plus Desert Mystery: Revolutionary IMprov Rhyming Haiku

He wondered where she’d/
go for fresh lime gelato/
and baked pizza dough?

It’s Not The Same On A Business Trip: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

The Italian food/
was maybe better then, ‘cuz/
we were deep in love.

Little Gnocchi: Revolutionary ImproVerse Limerick

Little gnocchi* on my plate/
I can’t help it: You taste great!/
Now I’m sad that you are gone./
I wish I could eat another one./
Alas! I’ll have to wait.

*tortellini

Count Happiness Not Calories: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

“Counting happiness/
not calories” is a great/
motto for my life.
OR
I’ll “Count Happiness,/
not Calories.” It’s a great/
motto for our lives.

“Count Happiness, not Calories!” was originally stated by Stephanie, my server at the Orem, Utah Carrabba’s Italian Grill restaurant, when we commented on the chocolate cake and how many calories it had.