Posts Tagged ‘intimacy’

Why Would Someone Ask About My Kissing? Revolutionary IMprov Limerick

May 26, 2016

I kiss. Kissing is swell.
(I’ve been told I kiss well!*)
But part of my allure
is that a woman can be sure
that I will never ever tell.

*Kissing analysis and statistics gathered from independent study participants who volunteered their comments and information. Analysis, insights, summaries and anecdotal comments included:
“_______!!! Oh ______!!!!!!”
“______! And then, __________!!!”
and:
“________? Dave _________, and I _______!!!”
Past performance should be indicative of future results.

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Make Love, Not Sex: Romantic IMprov Haiku

September 6, 2015

Instead of wond’ring/
when sex will happen for you,/
make love all the time.

A Reason To Leave: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Rhyming Poem

February 2, 2014

Fun intimacy/
Won’t be/
Eternally/
Said she.

No thanks,
Said I,
Her guy.
That stank.

Bad Councelling: “Hug Your Teddy Bear Instead Of Your Wife!” – Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

January 9, 2014

At last I’m hugging/
my teddy bear. It’s a poor/
substitute, but safe.