Move Along: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Since there’s not enough/
interest in me to date, there’s/
not enough for friends.

What Intense Interest Is Not: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Don’t take my being/
intensely interested/
as desperation.

Show Interest If Interested: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

I’m learning quickly:/
If someone is int’rested,/
they will show int’rest.

Originally, this was:
I’m learning quickly:/
If a woman’s int’rested,/
she’ll show interest.