IMing While Eating Advantage: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

The advantage of/

IMing while eating? You /

can talk with full mouth.

 

Green Instant Messaging Buttons: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Green IM buttons/
let me know you haven’t done/
the Unthinkable.

Update 7/7/2011 — 3 p.m.
The buttons are gone./
Like seafoam bubbles popping,/
I don’t understand.

Why IM is Better than Phone or Talk: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Poetry

I still have many thoughts/
and questions 2 ask./
Talk goes 4 naught./
It vanishes 2 fast./
I prefer/
IM/
2 remem
ber/
ideas that disappear/
when they ought/
2 not.

On waiting for an IM: a Romantic IMprov Poem

I wonder if Columbus felt this way,
with the dawn of every bright new day.
Did he rejoice at something new to be uncovered?
Some virgin, uncharted territory to be discovered?
Or I wonder if he got tired of waiting;
grew weary of antici…