Inert Black And White Striped Shirts: Revolutionary Rhyming Napkin Haiku

Boy and girl, inert,/
at the bar. Both are wearing/
black and white striped shirts.

Post Late-Night Haiku Learning: Romantic Email Sonnet

I sent you
a late-night haiku,
and, this morning,
what did you do?

Walked to your desk.
That’s really best:
Stay calm and inert.
Don’t try to flirt.

When starting out,
leave room for doubt
instead of imagining
some grand beginning.

Be practical! It’s only then
you’ll avoid disapointment again.

The Hurt Of Geek Love: Romantic ConTEXTing Poetic Lament

When/
your friends/
told U 2 seek/
love of a geek,/
did they say/
It’s geeks’ romance way/
2 hope 4 affection?/
Or at least attention?/

A smart/
heart/
is hurt/
by inert.

Inerting Deep Hurting: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Love Haiku

There is no deep hurt/
but that can be made inert/
by the shove of love.