Posts Tagged ‘I’m too old’

What Gets Her Up? Revolutionary Napkin Haiku

October 9, 2014

What at last gets her/
up? It’s not peer pressure, for/
I am way too old.

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Too Old For Kids: Romantic ConTEXTing Limerick

February 21, 2014

This limerick and the following 2 haiku were Inspired by a conversation with several flight attendants on an SWA flight from PHX to SAT.
Mile High Muse on SWA between PHX and SAT, holding an air sickness bag
There once was a flight attendant/
who men thought was heaven sent*./
My phone request got a “maybe”/
because she wants to have babies,/
and can’t see that’s where I went.

OR
*resplendent.

Poolside Twenty-Something: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

January 9, 2013

Poolside, she lay there,/
nubile, nearly bare, but too/
young for me to care.