What Gets Her Up? Revolutionary Napkin Haiku

What at last gets her/
up? It’s not peer pressure, for/
I am way too old.

Too Old For Kids: Romantic ConTEXTing Limerick

This limerick and the following 2 haiku were Inspired by a conversation with several flight attendants on an SWA flight from PHX to SAT.

There once was a flight attendant/
who men thought was heaven sent*./
My phone request got a “maybe”/
because she wants to have babies,/
and can’t see that’s where I went.

OR
*resplendent.

Poolside Twenty-Something: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

Poolside, she lay there,/
nubile, nearly bare, but too/
young for me to care.