Ironic — No Eclipse For Craters Of The Moon Lament: Revolutionary Blogging Haiku

Craters of the Moon /
Park lies outside the Eclipse/
path. How ironic.

Where Would The Ruby-ed Shoe-bied Teacher Go? Revolutionary Improv Rhyming Poem

The blonde teacher/
crossed and uncrossed/
her ankles slow /
and lo!/
I watched her toes/
flow/
back-and-forth and to-and-fro/
and so/
I wondered where she would go/
if she clicked together, in the front row,/
her ruby slippers? I-O/
wa? Idaho?
I don’t know.

Intense Butt Kickin’: A Revolutionary ConTEXTing poem

I’m intense/
like a barbed-wire fence!/
I am wearing my pointy-toed/
I da ho/
cowboy boots/
and I’m gotta let loose/
on somebody’s butt/
if they don’t cowboy up!