Can’t Have Too Much Cheese, Bacon or Summer Sausage: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When my plane has “Weight /
Issues”, it’s not MY 50/
cheese and bacon pounds.

Too Old For Kids: Romantic ConTEXTing Limerick

This limerick and the following 2 haiku were Inspired by a conversation with several flight attendants on an SWA flight from PHX to SAT.

There once was a flight attendant/
who men thought was heaven sent*./
My phone request got a “maybe”/
because she wants to have babies,/
and can’t see that’s where I went.

OR
*resplendent.

I Write; You Fly: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Poetry

U/
who/
soars/
and serves/
smiles/
and miles/
daily,/
maybe/
U’ll find a guy/
who’ll make U sigh./
I/
try/
2b/
that he,/
2 bring/
U wings./
U don’t even sigh./
U write; I fly.