That Don’t Befront Them None: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When someone tells you/
your issues aren’t their concern,/
you should believe them.

Too Late For Valentine’s Day: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

I was wondering/
if she’d like my gifts, but she’s/
done, so I don’t care.

Don’t Care Facebook Zero: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

It’s that morning when/
nobody contacts you on/
Facebook: You don’t care!

Overlooking The Insignificant: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

I don’t care if she/
dries her clothes on a rack ‘cuz/
her Maytag’s busted.

Warm Clothes Surprise: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I don’t remember/
clothes being so warm, but at/
this point, I don’t care.

Or
I don’t recall my/
clothes being so warm. At this/
point, I do not care.

Conspiracy Heresy? I Don’t Care, You See: Revolutionary IMprov Sonnet

To all those who think /
there’s a Conspiracy:
What I say now may brink/
on pure heresy.

I’ve heard a lot/
what they have to share./
I’ll tell them what:/
I don’t really care!

I’d rather focus my time/
and attention/
on fixing myself;/
on mind, heart and soul reinvention.

For it’s best, when my changed self is unfurled,/
that I can join with God and help change my world.

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I Don’t Care: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

I don’t care. I don’t/
care. I don’t care, I don’t care,/
I don’t care. I don’t.

Don’t Be Embarrassed–> Dance Near Me! Revolutionary IMprov Iambic Verse

A friend started a poem called “Brigham’s Menace” by saying:
“As we danced
And you glanced
If anyone was offended,
None was Intended…”

To which I responded (in a hospital-post-op-drug-induced haze):

Don’t Be Embarrassed! Dance Near Me! (aka “Since when do you care what others think?”)

If disapproving looks are all you see,/
maybe next time you should dance near me.
As we get on our funky groove/
and show these other guys how to move,/
our partners will also dance worry free./

And all those others out there? /
The ones with the disapproving stare?/
We’ll just put throw our hands in the air,/
put our hands in the air/
put our hands in the air/
Air air air,
like we just don’t care!/

Because we don’t.

I Won’t Care: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

If folks don’t want to/
see me they won’t try to see/
me, so why should I?

Big Blister Walk: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I walked through New York/
and got my biggest blister/
ever. I don’t care.