Yes, You Did, But You’re Not: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Don’t be hurt when folks/
cut down your bad past. Tell your/
forgiveness blessing

Though She Thinks I Am, I Don’t: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

I’ve been insulted/
before, but I don’t recall/
such deep ridicule.

Politics Ruin Sunsets: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

There’s nothing like a/
political debate to/
wreck a great sunset.
OR
There is nothing like /
good political debates/
to ruin sunsets.

Update: I think I like this one best!
Even a lousy/
political debate can’t/
wreck a great sunset.

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Speak The Truth: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I’ve discovered that/
“I’ll call you tomorrow” is/
Mormon-speak: “No, Thanks!”
OR
I’ve learned that “I’ll call/
you later!” is Mormon-speak/
for “Thanks, but no thanks!”