Verse Cooked Out: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

He worked on the dock,/
bolting down slats in the sun./
His verse was cooked out.

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Blonde, Hot, And Not: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

She was blonde. They were/
not. When you’re blonde you can get/
away with a lot.
OR

She is blonde. They are/
not. When you’re hot, you can get/
away with a lot.

Feeling Thirsty: Romantic Improv Haiku

Each second with her/
is like a drop of rain in/
a hot, dry desert.

ผัดไทยกุ้งสด Pad Thai Kinda Guy: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

Because I’m a Phad/
Thai kinda guy, I want you/
to try me spicy!

OR

to try it five stars!

Something I Didn’t Know: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I didn’t know a/
hot high-speed shower could give/
you an enema!

What She Is Not: Romantic IMprov Rhyming Haiku

She’s blonde, but she’s not./
She’s hot, but she’s, like, “So what?”/
Gavotte? Not a lot.

From Smokin’ Hot To Smokin’ Not: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Limerick

I once dreamily thought/
That she was smoking hot.
But she’s just smoking,/
and I am not joking,/
she now is SO not!

Scared of Kiwi Down Under: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

Kiwi now scares me/

because it screams she’s not where /

 she, hot, wants to be.

Apology About Poetry: Romantic Email Limerick

I am deeply sorry
About the constant poetry.
You’re so hot,
I can’t stop:
Emotions pour out of me.

Frozen Soup Warms: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Frozen soup, now thawed/
and hot, reminds me of a/
warm relationship.