Adolescents Hot Tubing At The Flamingo: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Hot tub boy-men put/
soap foam beards on their faces./
They can’t grow their own.

Hot Tubbing With People From Limerick: Revolutionary ImproVerse Limerick

I hottubbed with a couple from Limerick/
who asked me to rhyme a bit./
I couldn’t create something dirty,/
and I wasn’t feeling very flirty,/
so that was the end of it.

Poolside Twenty-Something: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

Poolside, she lay there,/
nubile, nearly bare, but too/
young for me to care.

Inspiring Swim Workout: Revolutionary Improv Video Haiku

You inspired my work-/
out. I sat in the hot tub, /
and then swam four laps.

OR
You inspired my work-/
out. I swam four laps, hot tubbed,/
then drove a block home.

Hot Tub Mists Muse: Email Haiku

I dream alone in/

Hot tub mists, recalling she/

 Who I’m learning of.

Snow Laying: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Definition

Hot tub. Lay in snow./

Back into pool. Then hot tub./

That is snow laying.

He Denied Your Hot Tub: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

If his kiss was not/
so blissful, I could see you/
hot-tubbing with me!

Hot Tub Invite: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Poem

Care to sit/
in a hot tub with me/
this evening, late,/
about eight/
thirty?