Posts Tagged ‘hot sauce’

Easy Sinus Cure: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

September 26, 2013

I figured out how/
to cure my sinuses and/
coughs: snort wasabe.
Or
eat wasabe.

Bad Chicken Wings: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

January 7, 2013

Had I not eaten/
that cool green cuke, I’m certain/
you’d have seen me puke.