Posts Tagged ‘holy’

Goddess Gazing: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

September 10, 2017

I’d never before/
gazed into the face of a/
Goddess. Now I have.

Warm Clothes Surprise: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

June 14, 2015

I don’t remember/
clothes being so warm, but at/
this point, I don’t care.

I don’t recall my/
clothes being so warm. At this/
point, I do not care.

Wearing Holy Socks: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

February 2, 2014

Holy socks, holy man! Cut your toenails!Holy socks don’t make/
a holy man. I forgot/
to cut my toenails.


Funny Cheesehead: Revolutionary ImproVerse Limerick

January 5, 2013

Funny Cheesehead hat supports Green Bay PackersLook at that funny, funny fellow!
He’s got a holy hat that’s colored yellow!
Where did he get that strange wedged hat?
I would like something like that!
If I could have one then I’d be mellow!

If I could have one then I’d be swell-OH!