Goddess Gazing: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

I’d never before/
gazed into the face of a/
Goddess. Now I have.

Warm Clothes Surprise: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I don’t remember/
clothes being so warm, but at/
this point, I don’t care.

Or
I don’t recall my/
clothes being so warm. At this/
point, I do not care.

Wearing Holy Socks: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Holy socks don’t make/
a holy man. I forgot/
to cut my toenails.

Funny Cheesehead: Revolutionary ImproVerse Limerick

Look at that funny, funny fellow!
He’s got a holy hat that’s colored yellow!
Where did he get that strange wedged hat?
I would like something like that!
If I could have one then I’d be mellow!

OR
If I could have one then I’d be swell-OH!