Worth Break Dancing For: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When you can have fun/
dancing, women say: “You’re worth/
breaking a sweat for.”

Stable Cheesehead: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Everyone tells me:/
“You’re so stable” as I am/
wearing my Cheesehead.

OR

Everyone tells me:/
“You’re so level-headed” as/
I wear my Cheesehead.

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Being Quiet In Church: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Mother and I are/
sometimes irreverent. At least/
*she’s here to have fun.
OR

*she’s still here with me!

Staying Fun Focused: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

When I started to/
worry about her, I just/
forgot to have fun.

It’s Advice, NOT Permission: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

“Have fun!” is advice./
I can’t give permission for/
Rights that are your own.
Or
Rights you always own.
OR
Rights already owned.

Have Fun Hello: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

Is “Have fun” her way /
of saying “Hello” to the/
big green-eyed monster?

How I Enjoy My Weekends Destroyed: Romantic Blogging Sonnet Lament

How I enjoy
my weekends destroyed.
It’s simple, really.
First, just thrill me,

Then don’t write at all.
Don’t email, text or call.
Just let me contemplate
your silence. Make me wait.

That way, as I’m out in the sun,
trying my hardest to have fun
even though I’m without you,
I’ll be, still, thinking about you.

From sunrise to moonset it’ll make me lose focus
thinking about solo mio that once was us.