Why She Misses Me: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

Of course she misses/
me. I’m the only guy who’ll/
treat her decently.

Leaving You Alone: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

A guy who leaves you/
alone waiting for him should/
be replaced quickly.

Heart Thief: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

She asked me to let/
her heart go, probably so/
some dude can steal it.

Groovy Guys Feelings: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

I’ve learned I’m groovy./
But even groovy guys can/
get their feelings hurt.

Making Things Better With Flowers: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

If a guy sends a/
girl some pretty flowers does/
that make things better?

I Am Just A Guy … “Hi”:Revolutionary IMprov Iambic Haiku

I am just a guy./
Still, there’s nothing more vital/
than you saying “Hi”.

What Women Don’t Know: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

Don’t women know: When/
they make a booty call to/
a guy, just do one!

Things Don’t Change: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

Things often dont change./
The same guy who couldn’t talk/
to women, still can’t.

Drive Of The Six-Hour Flower Guy: Romantic ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

I see the six-hour/
flower guy, and wonder why/
he should try so hard.

No Sack of Potatoes, Thou: Romantic ConTEXTing Poem

If U r in a mac/
and lingerie,/
I won’t treat U like a sack/
of pota/
toes./
I’m not 1 of those/
guys built that way./
No,/
I’ll b bold,/
and say:/
“Come in from the cold!”

Part 2, written about 1/2 hour later

It’d b no sin/
2 invite U in/
with no desire/
other than/
2 build a fire/
and fan/
the flame/
’til U can/
warm up again./
4 a warmth that perished/
may grow if cherished.