Facebook “Like” Means Little: Revolutionary IMprov Rhyming Haiku

Wouldn’t it be great/
if everyone who “liked” your/
post wanted to date?

Ending A Bad Christmas: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

You can have a bad/
Christmas Day, but when you see/
your kids, it turns great!*
OR
your kids, it’s okay!

Carpe Diem Greatness At Lambeau: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Of all the Diems/
that I have ever Carpe’d,/
Lambeau could be great.

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Electronic Flirting Conundrum: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

The great thing about/
electronic flirting is:/
You can cut and paste.

Or

The sad thing about
electronic flirting is:/
You can cut and paste.

Dance With No Chance: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Poetry Lament

One dance per Woman,/
then they say you dance great but…/
Yeah. Really. No, thanks!