From My Sister’s Citrus Trees: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

Orange you grapefruitful/
when you can freely feast on/
a citrus breakfast?

Citrus For Us: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Punning Poem

I believe/
we will see/
each other/
again./

Thus,/
I saved citrus/
for us!/

Orange you glad?/
Or just/grape(fruit)ful?
(I’ve gone on a tangelogent)

Grapefruit Fingernail Pain: Revolutionary Email Haiku

Fresh, ripe grapefruit juice/

seeps under recently-cut /

fingernails. I cry.

 

OR

I scream.

OR

What PAIN!

Bitter Sweet Citrus Reminders: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

Fresh, ripe citrus sits,/
 languishing, in my car: Sweet/
bitte reminders.

Grapefruite ala’ Cupcake Frosting: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Cupcake frosting is/
not meant to adorn grapefruit,/
yet, strangely, it works.