3 Good Alternatives: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

What if there is an/
alternative, and we are/
just too dang stubborn?
OR
What if there’s a good/
alternative and we’re too/
stubborn to grasp it?
or
stubborn to grab it?

Mic Shrinkage: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

“Don’t touch the mic!” No/
matter who it reminds you/
of, it gets shortened.

Grabbing Unique Experiences: Romantic IMprov Haiku

You asked for unique/
experiences. I’ve laid/
them out. Grab them now.

To Haircut Or Not: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

To haircut or not?/
Look trim for summer, or give/
her something to grab?