Posts Tagged ‘got milk’

Got Milk? Soul Patch: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

March 18, 2015

If you grow a beard,/
soul patch style, and your hair’s gray,/
it looks like “Got milk?”
OR
Grow a soul patch beard./
If your hair’s gray, it looks like/
you’ve “Got milk?” chin drool.

I’ll Eat Your Overcooked Brownies: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

September 5, 2014

Overcooked brownies/
need only a glass of milk/
and a willing mouth.