Rudeness On TV: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

If you sit behind/
God’s servant as he’s broadcast,/
put down your knitting!

Affirmation: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When God’s servants say/
He’s pleased with how you’re living,/
it’s good to feel it.

God’s Single Servant Smile: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

God’s single servant /
smiled at her when no one else/
saw. What chance have I?

He Gazed Into My Soul: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

With two hands on my/
shoulders, God’s servant told me/
where I need to go.

OR
where I need to be.

OR
Hands on my shoulders,
he looked into my soul and/
told me where to go.