Goddess Gazing: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

I’d never before/
gazed into the face of a/
Goddess. Now I have.

Scary: Dreams Come True: Romantic IMprov Haiku + Iambic Poem

I finally learned/
why I’ve stayed so distant. Fear./
She’s the Goddess, dreamed.

AND

When teenage boy dreams
and fantasies
turn into adult man
realities,
they still can be
scary.

Nerd To Goddess Details: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

When you’re a nerd who’s/
crushing on a Goddess, you/
remember details.

What Does ‘It’ Mean? Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

She declared herself/
to be full of ‘it’. What means/
her “it”? Goddessness?

Why Does Charlie Sheen? Revolutionary Improv Blogging Limerick

Why does Charlie Sheen
date a porn queen
young enough to be his daughter?
I really think he oughta
leave her flat on his flat screen.

Even Goddesses Face Mortality: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Even goddesses/
must face mortality. They/
need our love and prayers.