If Words Were Wonder Wands: Romantic IMprov Alliteration Haiku

Were that words were like/
wonder wands, that by a wave,/
woe would go away.
OR
Were my wooing words/
wonder wands, then with a wave,
woe would go away.

Whine Divine Relationship Slip: Revolutionary IMprov Limerick

There once was a woman, I’ll say!/
Who talked me into another day/
About how her boyfriend would whine/
That their relationship was Divine,/
Until she told him to go away!

Going Away: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

You told me to go/
away, although I didn’t/
want to. I’ll obey.

OR

You told me to go/
away. Although I didn’t/
want to, I’ll obey.

After So Long: Romantic Improv Blogging Rhyming Haiku

After so long of/
being told to go away,/
I can’t eas’ly stay.

OR

I struggle with “Stay!”

Getting Rid Of An Oil Heiress: Romantic ConTEXTing Poetry

If some oil heiress/
hears me sing/
and swoons/
while I’m karaokeing,/
what shall I tell her? What do/
I say/
to make her leave me alone?/
To make her go away?

Just Say It: Romantic ConTEXTing Poem

I thot 2 myself:/
“She can’t get her butt off the shelf,/
2 email, text or call me?/
Anything at all 2 me/
2 say/
‘It’s not U;/
go away./
We’re thru!'”/
So, I did.

Missed Going Away: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

If I went away,/
I doubt I’d even be missed./
There’s plenty of fish.

You Won’t Like Me When You Misunderstand: Romantic ConTEXTing Limerick

You wont like me when/
you misunderstand/
what I intend to say./
You’ll just go away.
You won’t be my friend.

Note: This will also be added to the “You Won’t Like Me When” series earlier (Feb. 10th) in this blog.