That Friend God Sent: Romantic IMprov Rhyming Haiku

He’d made her some burnt/
gluten-free rhubarb desert,/
but now writes her poems.
OR
He’d made her some burnt/
rice-flour rhubarb desert, but/
now just writes her poems.

Being On A Roll: Romantic IMprov Sonnet

She said:
“You are on a roll!”
To which I responded
(in a tone rather droll):

“I’d rather be on you.
or you on me.
Like peanut butter with jam.
Like fresh bread and honey.

Like warm milk and white bread
fresh from the oven
having you spread
on me is just good lovin’!”

When I’ve lived so long gluten-free,
being on a roll sounds mighty tasty.