Interesting Subject: Revolutionary IMprov Rhyming Haiku

Why do we have to/
stop talking about you? You’re/
tres’ intéressant.!

Ich Bin Hier: Romantic Improv Blogging Haiku

In uns’re Leben/
mussen wir manchmal warten/
fuer’s was wichtig ist.

Translation:
Within our lifetime,/
sometimes we are forced to wait/
for what’s important.

Picking Up The Gauntlet Auf Deutsch: Revolutionary Improv Email Poem

Weil ich Deutsch kann, wird/
Fehdehandschuh’n geworfen./
Ich hebe sie hoch!

Phoned German Goo Protects The Government: Romantic ConTEXTing Poem

I thot phoned German goo/
would serve U/
well and do/
what U wanted it 2./

With government restrictions,/
I c no contradiction,/
but rather just us/
being cautious!

Ich Will Nicht Warten (I Don’t Want To Wait): Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

Ich will nicht warten/
fuer Die, wofuer ich schon lang/
gewartet habe.

Loose translation (in haiku):
I don’t want to wait/
any more, for she, who I’ve/
long been waiting for.