Too Busy For Handsome? Romantic ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

If he was handsome/
like George Clooney, would she still/
be much too busy?

A Ten Isn’t Enough: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When she works magic/
and helps me feel handsome, how/
can I tip enough?

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Feeling CC’d: A Romantic Sonnet

She sent me a text thank you
for my thoughts and prayers,
after she told me to
give her a break.

She said I was too much.
so, as she requested,
I kept out of touch,
and only wished her good luck.

Her text makes me a little sad,
like it was forwarded or sent to many.
Still, I suppose I should be glad
that she would even remember me.

Especially when someone with a George Clooney dose
calls her “Baby” and sends her XXOOs.

A ‘Do To Meet You: Romantic ConTEXTing Poetry

Gettin’ my new ‘Do/
so I can meet you!/
Lookin’ like George Cloo/
ney./
Oh, you’ll soooo want me.