God’s Late April Fool’s Joke: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

It was to be a/
funny April Fool’s joke, but/
God was a day late.

Capture In Only A Moment: Romantic Email Free Verse

I only have a moment to capture her.
Should I go with spicy
like Phad Thai?
Smooth
like chicken mole’?
Funny
like escargot?

Or should I just offer her
the adventure of eternity?

Your Funny Funny: Revolutionary Improv Haiku

I’m thinking that your/
thinking that you’re funny is/
kind of funny, too!

To Every Thing There Is A Time: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

I’m a funny man,/
but there are times humor can/
wait and be rev’rent.

Hey Moon! Romantic Haiku

Y r u grinning?
Don’t you know my heart’s broken?
That is NOT funny!

Funny Cheesehead: Revolutionary ImproVerse Limerick

Look at that funny, funny fellow!
He’s got a holy hat that’s colored yellow!
Where did he get that strange wedged hat?
I would like something like that!
If I could have one then I’d be mellow!

OR
If I could have one then I’d be swell-OH!

A Rose By Any Other Name: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

A rose by other/
names is only funny if/
you know the old joke.

Juxtaposed Weather: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku Lament

In Utah it’s rain;/
Seattle is sunny. Pains./
You think it’s funny!?!?

Comment On What You Gave Up For Lent: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

My funny comment/
on what you gave up for Lent/
was, alas, not sent.

Not Acting Our Age: A Revolutionary Email Poem

I have legs, too, two!/
AND am funny ..
like vous!/
Care to chat/
about dogs and cats/
and act not our age!/
(’cause that’s/
where it’s at!)