Why Would I Fall? Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

As she leaves, she quips:/
“Don’t fall in love”. It’s too hard/
when your heart’s breaking.

Just Let Her Go — She’s Further Gone Than I Knew: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

When she says she’s too /
rushed to talk before she leaves,/
she’s already gone.

Trying Nothing In Paradise Or Utah: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Lament

Today she heads to Paradise/
with a married guy./
How nice!

She says she won’t try /
nothing,
and when she returns/
after 2 weeks with sand /
and sunburns, /
neither will I.