Purple Whine Stomp: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I wear purple and/
dream of the day I can stomp/
Frank’s* face and crush him.

*Ed
(“Frank” is the name of my daughter’s eating disorder. Others might call him “Ed” — as in: “Eating Disorder” )

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In Vegas, 3 Is A Crowd: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

We went to Vegas./
Frank showed up as my girl’s date./
I’m really ticked off.

Or
I want to punch him.

Why She Hated Men: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Of course she hated/
men. Why would her lover, Frank*,/
allow them around?

*(Frank is the name of my daughter’s eating disorder)

Giving Up Something Bad For Us Can Be Hard: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

My daughter calls her eating disorder “Frank”. See her blog here at www.millathenightbaker.com

I at last get how/
hard it is for my daughter/
to let her “Frank” die.

My Daughter’s Worst Guy: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Frank*: There are guys in /
my girl’s life who treated her/
bad. You’re the worst. Leave!

[*Frank is my daughter’s name for her eating disorder.]