Summing Up The World Cup: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

Don’t try to “get” the/
“soccer* mentality”. You/
can’t. Just accept it.

*futbol, football, Fussball, etc.

Keeping Calm At Soccer Games: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

I’ve now reached the point /
I know enough about the/
game to stay quiet.

Euro 2012 Oddity: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

In Wroclaw, Czechs play/
Poles in soccer. I read “I’m /
lovin’ it!” How weird.

Choices We Make: Revolutionary Email Sonnet

Today I faced a choice
of doing something I really wanted to,
but I listened to my inner voice
and elected to not see you.
>
Instead I’ll be with my folks,
probably watching a football game.
It’s really no joke;
It’s not really the same.
>
But my dad and grandpa
went to the NFL’s Ice Bowl.
The greatest game ever they saw;
16 below, in a Green Bay blizzard of snow.
>
The last football game my grandpa would attend.
Sometimes we don’t know how our choices will end.

When One Offers Much To One Searching: Romantic ConTEXTing Poem

I’ve much 2 offer;/
much 2 share./
I come with full coffers/
2 hearts pained and bare./
If no1 wants/
kind laughs ahead,/
I’ll punt/
and watch dad’s football instead.

4-Year-World-Tie: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Kids gave me a tie/
I can wear once in four years./
I LOVE the World Cup!